It’s not you…It’s me

Posted by Michael on Thursday 8th April, 2010

Heeeey Blog!

How are you? Well here we go again down memory lane….Some more from one of my old mobile phones, we havent had much lately, and this will probably be the last, unless i find something else interesting :P

This is a text message i got from a girl i went out with a few times. The good old “its not you its me line”…

“Look I’m really sorry, i’m going through loads of shit at the moment and u dont need 2 be part of it. you’re so nice but i’m messed up and need to move away and clear my head for a while. Im sorry i have messed u around x”

This is years old, so i dont care about posting it. She was right, i did not need to be part of her life at that stage, Its like we were at different stages of our life and wanted different things…I wasnt really feeling myself either when i think back; I got back to being ‘myself’ a few month after this message :)

What do you think of it?

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Ana Beatriz Barros (Marks and Spencers Girl)

Posted by Michael on Tuesday 6th April, 2010

Heeey Blog!

So, you have probably seen the latest Marks and Spencers advert for their Spring 2010 fashion line…As with all of these they use famous faces and beautiful girls. In this one, Ana Beatriz Barros is the girl who stands out for me. She is hot!

What do you think of her?

She’s a 27 yr old Brazilian who has worked for such companies as Victoria Secret and Chanel.

 

Here is the advert…She’s one of the first ones in the lime green if you couldnt tell :P

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Mysterious Girl – Hot Or Not?

Posted by Michael on Sunday 28th March, 2010

Woooooooah, Woooooooah, ooh, Mysterious Girl….

No, not really. What do you think of this girl, hot or not?

Here is another one of my now famous “pics from old mobile phones!” bit :mrgreen:

The story is i knew this girl, who got me to take her pic. She actually said “take a pic of my so you can show your friends”…WTF?!?! Is this some kind of big-headedness kind of remark!? She really did think she was all that…I think she is alright, at best. Definatly nothing more, and not my type at all. She was sort of alright, but potentially hard work if you know what i mean.

What do you think?

Beer Goggles Summer 2005

Posted by Michael on Wednesday 24th March, 2010

Haha check this out!

This is beer goggles 2005…This is in a nightclub in Newcastle in the summer of 2005. How funny is it!? Its really funny looking through my old phones to see what i have in them… Usually i dont even know, because if i have been out i might take pics and forget about them, i have done that so many times :mrgreen:

I do remember this night tho…It was a Saturday night, it was a pretty good night aswell…It must of been to get meon the dancefloor! :mrgreen: Its also amazing at how still i kept the camera, i know it was a camera phone, and the pics come out quite good considering; not too blurry.

Naughty Schoolgirl look = good :)

Its strange to think that these pics are more or less 5 years old! Probably worth mentioning in 2005 i was only 21 :P ahhh how time has flown!!! :mrgreen:

Pamela Anderson struts her stuff for New York Fashion Week

Posted by Michael on Thursday 18th February, 2010

WOW! Look at Pammie go! She looks amazing :) Pammie is now 42, but is doesnt look it! She was doing the New York Fashion Week catwalk for the Richie Rich A-Muse AW 2010 collection. She is super-hot :)

What do you think?

Hit continue reading for a few more pics :)

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Take me out girls from ITV

Posted by Michael on Monday 15th February, 2010

Its the last of the great show on ITV Take Me Out on Saturday, and its had people talking over the past few weeks.

Here are my top 5 and bottom 5 girls on the show.

Take Me Out Series 3

Series 2 GIRLS HERE

Top 5

Daisy, oooh Daisy….She has been on the show since the beginning, and is probably the nicest girl on there. She looks good and doesnt come accross as a bitch like some of the others. Why is she still on!?

Jamie, the posh girl. She looks good, and has some sort of personality which is more than alot of the girls on this show.

Tabitha, very nice looking girl.

Maria, looking very fiiiiine

Siobhan – Sort of a bit mouthy, she looks cute but seems a bit dim. She does have the “nice girl” about her though

Bottom 5

It was a disgrace of ITV to put this girl on. I suppose they are supporting equal opportunities or something

Shakira – The most horrid bitch on the show. She actually got a date the other week, the kid who picked her must be an absolute idiot! She is not only the bitchiest girl on there, but she doesnt look good!! She is one of them girls who thinks they look good but isnt, i HATE this kind of girl. Go back to the ghetto sweetheart.

The twins, my god. They look alright, nothing special. But WOW are they dumb. I mean really thick. Some girls are not clever but are adorable with their stupidity, these are just plain morons.

Allie – Loud, gobby lairy ugly girl. She is the defination of what i dont like about a girl.

Middle 4 – Hot, but sort of not

Jayne – Yummy mummy! I like this girl, she seems a bit picky though.

Roz, the model. Why would a model wanna go on a dating show? PR stunt i am guessing!

Jojo – Again with another good looking girl, let down by her slutty persona. Plenty of you in the bars and clubs my dear.

Girl next door kind of thing going on. She is a nice girl, with a bit of glamour thrown in.

Take Me Out Series 3

Take Me Out Series 2

The Saturdays or Girls Aloud?

Posted by Michael on Wednesday 10th February, 2010

So we were having this argument the other night when we were out; Who is hotter, The Saturdays, or Girls Aloud?

I say Girls Aloud. They have better consistantly good songs, they look much better, they have been around longer. The girls from the Saturdays look alright, Mollie looks the best, but Girls Aloud has Nadine. For some reason my friend likes Frankie from The Saturdays, which is the one with boy-hair (short hair).

The argument ended in a 2-2 draw. With 2 friends saying The Saturdays were hotter, and me and the VIP girl from Bijoux Bar saying Girls Aloud were hotter :mrgreen:

What do you guys think?

Take Me Out – ITV Saturday Night

Posted by Michael on Tuesday 19th January, 2010

I LOVE THIS SHOW! Hosted by Paddy Mcguinness Take Me Out is basically Blind Date for 2010, without the blind. 30 women are on stage and have a button to tell him and the people watching if they are turned on or turned off. Once the girl has turned her light off, she cant turn it back on for that man.

The guy comes down and introduces himself, which is round 1. The girls see him and can then turn their light off if they dont like what they see. There is a further 2 rounds, they see a video of him describing himself, and another where the man has to either impress the girl, or a video is shown of him which is usually done by his friends or family. At the end he goes on a date with a girl if 1 is left, if more than 1 is left then he turns off the lights himself leaving 2 girls, then asks them a question and decides from there.

The program is so entertaining because of the girls. They are all more or less the same. They all havent had a boyfriend for so long, and you dont need to wonder why. Usually when they turn off their light they give such a stupid reason like “i dont like his shoes”, or go for something more superficial. Its funny to see the mass turning off of the lights, when a man even hints he might have money, with the “money doesnt impress me” lines, but then you get an average type of guy and that isnt good enough for the girls.

The funniest thing was in last weeks show, when some poser man had a BMW 3 Series M Sport, which is not an M3, its a normal 3 series with a few extras, so why bother saying it, especially to a girl…Anyway the girl said something like “i will go out with him if he doesnt mind me having a better car” and Paddy asked, “what kind of car do you have?” And she replied, “Aston Martin”. hahaha! So much for your great M Sport Mate!!! :mrgreen: Anyway, the girl she is obviously stuck up, with a snotty attitude He almost rejected her, he went upto her to turn her light off and she said “are you serious, youre joking right?” She was actually disgusted that he was going to turn her down…I would of just for that reason.

I bet her date didnt go well…Not to worry, she has her Aston Martin to keep her warm at night…or maybe not :mrgreen:

UPDATE

Take Me Out Series 2 Girls  are here :)

Ice T’s CoCo – Natural or Photoshoped?

Posted by Michael on Tuesday 12th January, 2010

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I think that Coco looks great, famous for having that arse of hers :D and being Ice T’s wife. I suppose she would not be everyones cup of tea, but there you go; I think she does look amazing :)

What do you think of her? Here is a natural VS photo studio/edit pic.

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I dont think you need me to tell you which one is a professionally edited studio pic, and which is natural :p

Emily Atack dancing

Posted by Michael on Tuesday 5th January, 2010

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Charlotte aka the hot one from E4′s Inbetweeners aka Emily Atack is the latest ‘celebrity’ to be part of a reality tv show. She is going on dancing on ice, which starts on Friday…Just what we need, more reality TV involving celebs.

I hate that show, which is a shame, because i think she is gorgeous, so i wont see her until series 3 of The Inbetweeners. What do you think of her?